teh cutez zombie attack

Sciencetizzy peops make sayz dat der zombie attack wif youz being detroyerz of youz. Meezy not beez tinks so. Mahaps so, mayhaps notz. But meezy iz zombie, no likey attacking youz. No to worriez!

Myze friendzy LilyBat say me gots no brains, and want yer brains. No thanky!

Sciencetizzy peops iz wrongo!

Bubblegum Goods is der goodz

Meeza foundz Bubblegum Goods for youz. It gots der sweetest items for youz to wear. Tasty looks for jewelry, ands incensey tingies. You likes cuz I likes, rite?
Visit Bubblegum Goods, says helloz frum Betty Bones!

Now I sends linky to tasty treat friend, Abby Cadaver. Mayhaps LilyBat likes too. No sendzing to DeMonica - too meanie.

Vampy rights

Me think HBO be doozing a show soonz about vampires in real life. This maybeez a viral campy. Meez catched it already.

americanvampireleague.com

I sendzed it to LilyBat, and she say sheez prolly watch.

Me wanni Takashi Murakami

Takashi Murakami is my new hero! My friends Abby Cadaver and LilyBat went wit me to seez tha Murakami exhibits at tha Brooklyn Museum. Mmmmmms, I wuz jazzed. It wuz delishus az brainz candeez. I’z never seed hiz arts befor, but now I luvs it! Try googling Takashi Murakami for moar pix. Sumz dirty, so avert tha eyes of children when necessary.
Tha Brooklyn Museum exhibits runs to July 13, 2008, so go soon. 200 Eastern Parkway, Brooklyn, New York.

Skeleteddy

Look at this adorable little Swear Bear that my friends Abby Cadaver and LilyBat found for me. It's the CUTEST. BEAR. EVER. This is from a limited edition, but you can find others like it at swearbear.com. Be careful, they use naughty words that are NSFM (not safe for monsters).