Juan Cabana is teh cutez!

Meez falled forz Juan Cabana artzist. Heez beez teh cutez for makey cutez macbre artzies. Deez animalzy monsters beez hiz creashuns. Likey? Meezy likey!

Cliksee for moarz!

Juan Cabana maked dis cutezy.

Smartz Carz

Der cutez!!! Baby human pilot zee brainz hed. It's der brainzy car dat beez droved by zee baby!

No meez knowz der origin, but clicksee linkz one and linkz two where beez found, but no moar inforz availy.

Real women have nerves

There are 45 miles of nerves in the skin of a human being. I’d measure it myself to be sure, but I lost my nerve a long time ago.