Tweak your chic

I found this great crafty stuff this weekend. It’s the most adorable practical artwork I’ve seen in a long time! There are lots of spooky things you can make, and there’s a book that can guide you step-by-step. This one is my favorite. I might put one of these together so I can carry around all my beauty supplies in a stylish attaché case. I don’t need it to carry attachés, right?
This one is pretty too. It’s a pirate theme, but I’m just happy seeing a pretty skull face like mine on there. I’m still the fairer bonny, though.
I know Abby Cadaver has a crush on Eddy Yeti, so I bet she’d think this is just darling!

You can set a watch to a zombie

I know this is third and fourth-hand reporting, but I’m not a reporter, sillies. I found this on Blabbermouth, and I thought it was worth passing along. My biggest crush, Rob Zombie talks about the Clockwork Orange soundtrack as well as his new studio album that we’re all waiting for.

Skeleteddy

Look at this adorable little Swear Bear that my friends Abby Cadaver and LilyBat found for me. It's the CUTEST. BEAR. EVER. This is from a limited edition, but you can find others like it at swearbear.com. Be careful, they use naughty words that are NSFM (not safe for monsters).

SIMply fabulous monsters

If you’re into Sims, I found a phat and groovy place where you can get MonsterPartySims characters. They’re beautifully delicious monster girls just like my friends. Clicky here!
It says something about using RAR files, but I prefer GRrrr files.

A Skull a day keeps the crankies away

I found this blog recently, and you have to see it. Check out Skull-A-Day. This fellow puts up a new skull image every day! It’s beautiful — almost as lovely as me. I hope he puts my precious face in his collection. I even took out my contacts for the pic!

Marrow minded people

Your bones are made to be strong, yet flexible from a combination of collagen and calcium. I take my calcium, but I’m not very bendy. I never went to collagen.

Real women have nerves

There are 45 miles of nerves in the skin of a human being. I’d measure it myself to be sure, but I lost my nerve a long time ago.

Acculturate for strong bones

Even while you’re young you can start building strong bones by eating yogurt. Just think how powerful you’ll be once you’ve devoured all those cultures.

Liver free or die

Scientists have counted over 500 different functions for the liver. I had no idea that so many scientists liked to cook.

Bone Tarot transplant

Abby Cadaver sent me this link, and I just had to spill it for you. It’s the cutest thing I’ve seen in a while, and it’s not bigger than a breadbox. How about a recipe box full of Tarot cards from thehousewivestarot.com!
I love it! I want it! But, seriously, what is with those hairstyles?

Beta bite a better biter

You can participate in developing a better zombie game by going to this link and downloading the beta version of Dead Awake.
I have a suggestion. We all eat our broccoli, not because it tastes good, but because it’s good for our figures. Same goes for brains -- they aren’t exactly delicious, but we eat them to stay beautiful. How about suggesting they make the brains taste better!

Another W.A.S.T.E. of time?

Radiohead has launched a new social networking site. MySpace is so slow, and Facebook is so 5 minutes ago, but don’t dump your Friendster yet… Well, go ahead and dump Friendster. They have been playing catch up for years.
Seems like a simple promotion, but I’m going to hold my judgment on waste-central.com until they mess it up.

R.I.P. Charlton Heston

Charlton Heston. 1924-2008. Zira and the rest of us will miss you.

Pay before you pump

The average human heart will pump 48 million gallons of blood in its lifetime, but at over $100 a barrel, I suppose it’s time to start conserving.

PS To donate blood click either this link or this link. Can’t choose? Go with your heart.

Out of dirt like Zombie Bert

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, let me know what it is. I’m fresh out of dirt.”