Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Tipi Hedren iz immortal

Der Barbie maked the Tipi Hedren verzy of der Barbie Dollz. Makes from Alfred Hitchcock Birds movie.
I likes, cuz maybe they eat up her meats, and she beez nothing but bones. Prit-tee.

Clicky for Boing Boing place Founz it at.

Clicky for Barbie collector.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Bye, bye Bettie

Many many sads for Bettie Page beez gone.
Weez miss yooz, Bettie Page. :(

Wednesday, December 3, 2008


Meez finded der kewl horror stuffs from dis site. Click for FearWerx. Meez likey zombie stuffs. Send to meez pleez.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Pink toys rokz

This my favey. Cuz heez pink! Heez Capee frumz Mad Barbarians!

Meez likey pink. Looky wutz I finds here. Capee is my favey, but der rest is likey too. Clickzy for designer toyz from UK. Is called Designer Toy Store.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Retro Toys

Checky this pleeze. Retro Toys I likes:
Clicky here.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Chiller Theater Returns!!!

Chiller Theaterz comesez bakk. Meeza likey. Chiller Chiller CHILLER! CHILLER THEATER! Yayz!!!

Heerz linx:

Linky to Channel 11 WPIX announcement:

Linky to the original Chiller opening:


Thursday, September 11, 2008

Bubblegum Goods is der goodz

Meeza foundz Bubblegum Goods for youz. It gots der sweetest items for youz to wear. Tasty looks for jewelry, ands incensey tingies. You likes cuz I likes, rite?
Visit Bubblegum Goods, says helloz frum Betty Bones!

Now I sends linky to tasty treat friend, Abby Cadaver. Mayhaps LilyBat likes too. No sendzing to DeMonica - too meanie.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Yummi Gummi

Button Bench by Jellio has colors like me. I likez!

Meza friend sendzded der link for dis Jellio stuff. Mayhaps youz likesy der toy inspireds likes mezxa does. Cupcakes, monkey, viewmaster, candy dots. Yummi in my tummy, and yummi for der eyes. Mayhaps you sends me der Gummi light. I likes you for it. Big kisses. Enjoy!
Clicks dere store link here.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Replicants represent

Favorite Enik Sleestak Little Replicant by Deana.

Meeza finds derz website bout makinz the replicants of monsters and favuritz characters.
Mayhaps yoo clicks on derz Little Replicants tu seez dem. Deana makes dem, and meeza likes.

Meeza flippy over dere cutsieness. Scary cutsiez! Says hello from Betty Bones when you says clicky to Deana and her sculpties.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Stompy angry babies

My friendy sendzy this Angry Babies linkz. Thankz to DeMonica! She also gived my brainsez for eats, but meez running out agen.

Oh, forgots the Angry Babies! They'z cutesy and meanz, and they plays derz games, and hassa downloadszes. Says hi for meez. Fun, meansies, but meez no understands Chinese writings…


Clicks heer for derz Angry Babies!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

I’m pink, but I can be green too

Meezy founds this recycle group site called freecycle.com. Mayhaps youz joinz and save Earth with giving and getting others peoples’ and monsters’ junkz. Join youz local group, and be green and good.

PS Freecycle is a pun on “recycle.” Meeza likes punny.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Skull Aid

I made this!

Be a deary, and visit skull-a-day. Yooz will finds pictures of all kinds of pritty pritty skulls like the one meez sends in.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Zombie pop quiz

Thanks for the brain cupcakes! I feel much better now. I always appreciate the tasty brains because they help me get my thoughts out better.
So, while they last, let me bring you this:
I found this “Zombie Survival Quiz.” Of course I failed.
The problem is, I thought is was a survival quiz for zombies, and how to survive as one. It’s actually another one of those anti-zombite quizzes that find out how well you’d do at killing them! Perish! I’m offended.
Please spread the word that zombies are people too, and that we like all the same things people do; including the freedom to walk around going. “Brains, braaaiiiiinnnns,” like anyone else.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

It takes a ghost village

Meez finds a forum for youz tooz talks about zer ghostsies. I likesez zer ghostsies cuz they tickles.

Join ups at Ghost Village. Mayhaps you sees me there? Discuss zer ghosts!

Friday, August 1, 2008

The Zombie Zombie Thing

Meezy beezy finding fun stuffs fer yu. This beez a Zombie Zombie video inspired by John Carpenter’s The Thing. Uses GI Joe action figureszes.

Yu likes? Mayhaps yu likes Abby Cadaver’s review of zer moviez.

Or mayhaps you likes Abby Cadaver’s review of zer novelization.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Vampy rights

Me think HBO be doozing a show soonz about vampires in real life. This maybeez a viral campy. Meez catched it already.


I sendzed it to LilyBat, and she say sheez prolly watch.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Poll Results

Me maded pollz for yoo to sees wut you like meez to blogs about.
Thanky for votesez. Heerz reezults:

I would like Betty Bones to gossip about:

30% • Fun websites she finds
30% • Anything she wants to
20% • Generation Z
10% • Health and beauty
10% • All of the above
0% • Monstery stuff
0% • Celebrities

I likes yoo to likesez meez to gossip about whatever. Yeps, free reignz is good. Buts, why monster racism? Okays. I shows yooz fun linksies.
Come see anytime.

Feed me brainies soze I ken rite betterz. More readiers, mor brainies to eats. ;)

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Dark Links are hot

Thisy Dark Links findz me and putted meez and Abby Cadaver ons der linksez.

Pleez to seez thems. Enjoys the good dark inforz.

Clicks here. They R der dark side of the net.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Hello Blu Moto

Eeeeks! Wut a strangerous animation. Pleez takes a looky.

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

Monday, July 7, 2008

ʇno pǝddılɟ ı

¿spɹɐʍʞɔɐq puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ ʍoɥ pǝuɹɐǝl ı ʍoɥ ʍouʞ oʇ ʇuɐʍ

Clickz here.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Fear Zone iz the scarezy

Meez fowndz good source of horror and scarezy reviewzies, moovzies and booksies. Abby Cadaver sendz me there cuz all the good zombie inforz.

Clicksiez to seez Fear Zone. Tells them hi for meez.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Punk quiz: Do yooz has tasty brainz?

Do you beez punk? I am no beezing punk. Dis quiz has questions for seez to yoo beez punk, buts one question sez “I stole your iPod - what moozik is dare,” and it gotz no option to say I gotz no iPod, but if I did, and yoo takes it, I eat your brainz.

Punk Quiz
Punk Quiz by QuizRocket.com Fun Quizzes!
Fun Quizes | Love Quiz | MySpace Quizzes

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Welcome to Zombo com?

Meez very confuzed. What is Zombo com? Who can tellz me wut this link iz?
I feelz very welcome, but confuzed.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Betty likes Getty

Hmmm. This couldz either be very boring for you, or it couldz be something that keepsez you engrossed for lengthy periodz.
Play with the controls, and the images and sound changes to the moodz you selectz.

Try this Getty Images thingamadoodad.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Pixel Girl is baked bean

I got some yummy brains yesterday. Finally! I was starving. Don’t know how long they will last me though. My cupboards are full of gummi worms.
Since my cravings were sated, I played around and found a bangin' site with some great art called Pixel Girl Presents. I love her delicious icons! You should check them out!
But then I saw she does a whole lot more. She’s baked bean queen of cool gear. Pixel Girl is run by Shana Victor who also runs ShanaLogic.com with some really cute designs. Take some time to explore her sites or look at her blog. Her gear rocks even more than Johnny Cupcakes!

My favorite was this skully headband modeled by her customer Twinkie Chan.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Morbid Fact Du Jour

I not so morbidz, but mayhaps you are. Foundz tha best site for morbidz faktz. It called Morbid Fact Du Jour, and haz daily morbid facties. Try clicky here for site amuzements.
After finished, wash mindz out wif soaps. Pritty thoughts makes pritty headz.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Skull game

Me found a goodz skullz game. Maybe for kidzies, but still fu-uh-un!
Called Skuls Stax. Pritty, pritty skullies.
Clickz heer.

PS I get no moar help frumz the JITTERBUTTERz. Makes my own postzes now. You ken readz them okay, rite?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Rob Zombie Ebay items

Just gots tha messug that Rob Zombie is havin an ebay auction of lots o props frum movees and vidz…

Clicks here then hit other items by seller. Please buy me sumthin!

Monday, June 9, 2008

Me wanni Takashi Murakami

Takashi Murakami is my new hero! My friends Abby Cadaver and LilyBat went wit me to seez tha Murakami exhibits at tha Brooklyn Museum. Mmmmmms, I wuz jazzed. It wuz delishus az brainz candeez. I’z never seed hiz arts befor, but now I luvs it! Try googling Takashi Murakami for moar pix. Sumz dirty, so avert tha eyes of children when necessary.
Tha Brooklyn Museum exhibits runs to July 13, 2008, so go soon. 200 Eastern Parkway, Brooklyn, New York.

Friday, June 6, 2008

I can has glamor shotz?

I’m all gushy! I’m a poster print at deviantArt! I’m spozed to say sumthin about Jitterbutter too, but I forgotz wut :P
Clicks for me!
Or clicks for the other girl monsters!

Monday, May 26, 2008

Johnny Cupcakes is sweeeet!

We took a trip to Boston this weekend and discovered something on Newbury Street that I wish I’d know about a long time ago. We found a store called Johnny Cupcakes, so we went inside because Abby had a sweet tooth. Our tummies were sorry, but we were pleased as punch to see what was really for sale. Johnny Cupcakes gear! Mostly T-shirts, but also some bags, wallets, buttons, poster prints, etc.
It was set up like a little bakery complete with bakery counter, giant mixer, and refrigerators for the shirts that need to stay cool. We ended up buying a T-shirt for each of us. They even put our shirts in little cupcake boxes to take away.
Check out the blog, check out the gear, check out the T-shirts. Just check out Johnny Cupcakes! Great art, great gear, great idear ;)
And a delicious logo to boot!
Here are two of the shirts we bought:
Pay them a visit, and tell them I sent you!
Johnny Cupcakes Boston
279 Newbury Street
Boston, MA 02116
(617) 375-0100

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Monster name

A monster friend of mine alerted me to this blogthings thingy that generates your monster name. Try it out. It’s goofy fun.

A special R.I.P. to my monster friend’s kitty, Janya :(

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Spoon with a bat ghost thingy

If anybody is a graphic artist, I found a link to a blog called Spoon Graphics. They made a tutorial to show you how to make a really cool bat ghost thingy. It’s really simple, but extraordinary. It’s a great image. I’m sure we’ll see it tagged all over the place soon. Not pictured above because I have not asked for permission.
Trust me. It’s really cute. Check it out.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Tic tac boo

Ho-hum. It seems these things are still making the rounds on the internet. It seems ancient to me, but apparently some peops still enjoy this kind of web prank.
Clicky here.
Then send it to your friends if you want them to put you on their SPAM list.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Rest in peace, couch potato

I hope some day I have enough money to buy one of these. I found this site called Coffin Couches where they converted coffins into couches. It’s not much more than that. Simple, and cute. I want one!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Altogether ooky

Ooooooh, guess what! Somebody alerted me to a real treat on the web. Click here to visit a site that is offering streaming video of Addams Family episodes. Classic TV really makes me happy, and The Addams Family is one of the best shows from the past.
If you ever get a chance, make sure you check out some of Charles Addams’ cartoon panels the show was based on. A great place to start is The World of Charles Addams.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Fifi knows better than Victoria

Here’s a fabulastic source I found that sells alternative fashion clothing. It’s call Fifi’s Secret. I definitely have to tell DeMonica about this.
Based in the U.K., Fifi designs and sells one-of-a-kind outfits you can commission. Her portfolio has all sorts of retro dresses, tops, skirts and prints that are punky and cool. She also makes delicious looking jewelry and bags. Definitely a step ahead of trendy, so unless you are ahead of the curve you can skip this one. Her designs are for the über-cool. I wonder if she’d design something for a zombie skelly girl like me.
Music note dress found in the fifis-secret.com portfolio.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Sidewalk surfing skellies

I found a really cool blog that is dedicated to girls’ skateboarding. I wish I had the guts to try that ;)
If you like skateboarding you should take a look at this link to Cool Girl Decks. They reported on one of my favorite things: Skelanimals. They have skateboards now! These have to be the most adorable little skelly pets you’ll ever see! Once you’ve been emblazoned on a skateboard you’ve hit the big time. I’d love to see my pretty face on one some day. Maybe one of the other girlmonsters.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Zombies are your friends

I found a networking site just for zombies! it’s called zombiefriends.com. I haven't signed up yet, but I think I will. Let me know if you join. I’ll post about again when I sign up, but I’d love to hear if anyone else likes it. Have you met any cute zombies?

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Fendi ng for herself

Delfina Delettrez Fendi comes from a long line of world famous jewelers, but she’s shining bright with her own style. She creates one of a kind pieces using iconic images such as scorpions, frogs, skulls, and more. Her unusual taste makes her line stand out among fine jewelry designs.
She had a baby recently, and has cut down on the use of skulls, but I’m not sure I understand why. Doesn’t every baby need a skull?
Clicky this linky to read about it, and see her wonderful jewelry.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Tee hee. I’d rather be a zombie

Look at what I found out today ;) Surprise, surprise — I‘m not a vampire. Well, duh. Click the link at the end to see if you are! Here are my results:

You Could Be a Vampire... If You Had To

Like most people, the thought of being a vampire has crossed your mind. But you're not sure if you'd do it, even if you could.

Living forever doesn't sound half bad, if you could live forever with the people you love the most.

But do vampires even love? And would the vampire version of you even be you?

It's all too much to contemplate. Luckily, the chances of you ever becoming a vampire are astronomically low.

What you would like best about being a vampire: Living forever

What you would like least about being a vampire: Blood stained teeth

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Hard to swallow

Circus Peanuts skull courtesy of Skull-A-Day

How many clicks does it take to get to the center of a candy controversy? I found this list of the worst sweets ever on retroCRUSH. It’s a fun list, and most are true, but I was gobsmacked to see Swedish Fish and Circus Peanuts on the list! Those are two of my favorite treats!

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Tweak your chic

I found this great crafty stuff this weekend. It’s the most adorable practical artwork I’ve seen in a long time! There are lots of spooky things you can make, and there’s a book that can guide you step-by-step. This one is my favorite. I might put one of these together so I can carry around all my beauty supplies in a stylish attaché case. I don’t need it to carry attachés, right?
This one is pretty too. It’s a pirate theme, but I’m just happy seeing a pretty skull face like mine on there. I’m still the fairer bonny, though.
I know Abby Cadaver has a crush on Eddy Yeti, so I bet she’d think this is just darling!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

You can set a watch to a zombie

I know this is third and fourth-hand reporting, but I’m not a reporter, sillies. I found this on Blabbermouth, and I thought it was worth passing along. My biggest crush, Rob Zombie talks about the Clockwork Orange soundtrack as well as his new studio album that we’re all waiting for.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008


Look at this adorable little Swear Bear that my friends Abby Cadaver and LilyBat found for me. It's the CUTEST. BEAR. EVER. This is from a limited edition, but you can find others like it at swearbear.com. Be careful, they use naughty words that are NSFM (not safe for monsters).

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

SIMply fabulous monsters

If you’re into Sims, I found a phat and groovy place where you can get MonsterPartySims characters. They’re beautifully delicious monster girls just like my friends. Clicky here!
It says something about using RAR files, but I prefer GRrrr files.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

A Skull a day keeps the crankies away

I found this blog recently, and you have to see it. Check out Skull-A-Day. This fellow puts up a new skull image every day! It’s beautiful — almost as lovely as me. I hope he puts my precious face in his collection. I even took out my contacts for the pic!

Monday, April 14, 2008

Marrow minded people

Your bones are made to be strong, yet flexible from a combination of collagen and calcium. I take my calcium, but I’m not very bendy. I never went to collagen.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Real women have nerves

There are 45 miles of nerves in the skin of a human being. I’d measure it myself to be sure, but I lost my nerve a long time ago.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Acculturate for strong bones

Even while you’re young you can start building strong bones by eating yogurt. Just think how powerful you’ll be once you’ve devoured all those cultures.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Liver free or die

Scientists have counted over 500 different functions for the liver. I had no idea that so many scientists liked to cook.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Bone Tarot transplant

Abby Cadaver sent me this link, and I just had to spill it for you. It’s the cutest thing I’ve seen in a while, and it’s not bigger than a breadbox. How about a recipe box full of Tarot cards from thehousewivestarot.com!
I love it! I want it! But, seriously, what is with those hairstyles?

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Beta bite a better biter

You can participate in developing a better zombie game by going to this link and downloading the beta version of Dead Awake.
I have a suggestion. We all eat our broccoli, not because it tastes good, but because it’s good for our figures. Same goes for brains -- they aren’t exactly delicious, but we eat them to stay beautiful. How about suggesting they make the brains taste better!

Monday, April 7, 2008

Another W.A.S.T.E. of time?

Radiohead has launched a new social networking site. MySpace is so slow, and Facebook is so 5 minutes ago, but don’t dump your Friendster yet… Well, go ahead and dump Friendster. They have been playing catch up for years.
Seems like a simple promotion, but I’m going to hold my judgment on waste-central.com until they mess it up.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

R.I.P. Charlton Heston

Charlton Heston. 1924-2008. Zira and the rest of us will miss you.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Pay before you pump

The average human heart will pump 48 million gallons of blood in its lifetime, but at over $100 a barrel, I suppose it’s time to start conserving.

PS To donate blood click either this link or this link. Can’t choose? Go with your heart.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Out of dirt like Zombie Bert

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, let me know what it is. I’m fresh out of dirt.”

Monday, March 31, 2008

Missing bones

You have more than 300 bones as an infant, but by the time you’re an adult you’ll only have 206. Some people think it’s because some bones fuse together as you grow, but I know the real reason. The sock monster is taking them.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

I’d rather kiss a dog

Top 5 reasons I’d rather kiss a dog than a boy.
  1. Dogs are just cuter.
  2. More than 100,000,000 microscopic critters live in a boy’s mouth.*
  3. Snot drips from the back of boys’ noses into their mouths!*
  4. Dog mouths contain enzymes for fighting infections.
  5. Boys’ spit contains a small amount of pee from their glands.*
*Okay, these are true for girls too.

Friday, March 28, 2008

You make the NIN video

Trent Reznor has launched his own YouTube page for Nine Inch Nails. Fans of the new album Ghosts I-IV are invited to submit their own videos inspired by the music!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Rapper DMX to play vampire

Cuddly rap superstar DMX is going to play a vampire in an upcoming movie called The Bleeding. He’s no Bela Lugosi, but Bela Lugosi never had a platinum rap album either. Let’s hope he can bring monster cultural awareness to the public, and show that vampires have equal rights.