Monday, March 31, 2008

Missing bones

You have more than 300 bones as an infant, but by the time you’re an adult you’ll only have 206. Some people think it’s because some bones fuse together as you grow, but I know the real reason. The sock monster is taking them.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

I’d rather kiss a dog

Top 5 reasons I’d rather kiss a dog than a boy.
  1. Dogs are just cuter.
  2. More than 100,000,000 microscopic critters live in a boy’s mouth.*
  3. Snot drips from the back of boys’ noses into their mouths!*
  4. Dog mouths contain enzymes for fighting infections.
  5. Boys’ spit contains a small amount of pee from their glands.*
*Okay, these are true for girls too.

Friday, March 28, 2008

You make the NIN video

Trent Reznor has launched his own YouTube page for Nine Inch Nails. Fans of the new album Ghosts I-IV are invited to submit their own videos inspired by the music!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Rapper DMX to play vampire

Cuddly rap superstar DMX is going to play a vampire in an upcoming movie called The Bleeding. He’s no Bela Lugosi, but Bela Lugosi never had a platinum rap album either. Let’s hope he can bring monster cultural awareness to the public, and show that vampires have equal rights.