I’d rather kiss a dog

Top 5 reasons I’d rather kiss a dog than a boy.

1. Dogs are just cuter.
   
2. More than 100,000,000 microscopic critters live in a boy’s mouth.*
3. Snot drips from the back of boys’ noses into their mouths!*
4. Dog mouths contain enzymes for fighting infections.
5. Boys’ spit contains a small amount of pee from their glands.*

*Okay, these are true for girls too.