Sunday, March 30, 2008

I’d rather kiss a dog

Top 5 reasons I’d rather kiss a dog than a boy.
  1. Dogs are just cuter.
  2. More than 100,000,000 microscopic critters live in a boy’s mouth.*
  3. Snot drips from the back of boys’ noses into their mouths!*
  4. Dog mouths contain enzymes for fighting infections.
  5. Boys’ spit contains a small amount of pee from their glands.*
*Okay, these are true for girls too.

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